

I don’t know Zack, are carrots the fish we need to fry right now?


I don’t know Zack, are carrots the fish we need to fry right now?


I just download them shits and delete when I’m done. Ffmpeg and VLC do a better job than YouTube even wants to do


Unions said “now I’VE got your power!”


Epstein was in direct contact with m00t, so I give it a Mythbusters PLAUSIBLE


I had you tagged for ‘quip of Theseus’ that shit was 🌋


My kid seems to prefer being the one who talks. So he knows less facts and I get to know… More about Minecraft than anyone else who doesn’t play Minecraft. Trade-offer.meme


My wife’s approach is to have the talk early and repeatedly - but with an age appropriate level of detail. Our 8 year old knows that kids come from mama’s belly. He knows what bodies look like (sneaky guy always peeking on us). He also knows that romantic love is a different kind of thing. Unintentionally he also knows the word sexy, which I blame on pop music. I don’t think he knows what it means, at least.
Funny though; once he advised us, unprompted, that “boys have a penis, and girls have hair.” We’re trying to raise him without prudishness or body issues, and with enough knowledge to avoid the mistakes he already seems so likely to make. I’ve never known anyone so impulsive in my life.


If Grindr were real allies, they’d disable the app at major republican gatherings. Go all soup nazi, no strange for you!


Who watches the sloppers
It’s been getting hot, after a cold spell. We spent a day at the beach, but on the way home I walked into the strongest, meanest nettles I’ve ever encountered in my life. We may need to amputate.


No his other foresk- yes, his penis.


I had a friend who would not clean inside his foreskin. Shockingly, not even his worst take. Had to cut him loose.


I’m an American who moved to the UK.
Why, you ask? Look at the size of their dictator’s hands. No competition.


Dammit, starting to fuckin hate helicopters


I am straight up gonna drink more tonight because I read that


Having a grounded big-picture perspective and being depressed can be really hard to tell apart


Sure, normal take. But ES6 would not be ‘rushed’ even if they finished it a decade ago.


Then they certainly won’t overheat
I like the sound of that. Greens and people in the agriculture sector should be natural allies, I’m just used to nothing but disappointment from anyone of an agrarian bent. But it needn’t be so.