spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down18
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square21linkfedilink
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 年前Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
minus-squareLumberjacked@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
minus-squareCosmic Cleric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·1 年前Or a good wall corner. This comment is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Youse can’t reach your back? I just scratch myself.
There are other things of I can do with my own hands but is somehow better when done by my spouse.
Washing dishes is the first thing that comes to mind. Foot rubs is another. I’m sure ill think of others
With the price of eggs, choking chickens is right out.
I’m over 50.
Get a butt scratcher.
I’m not allowed another wife.
Or a good wall corner.
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