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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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    No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.

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      The problem with MuskLISP is that the only way to check the value of a variable is to delete it and see what breaks.

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      Don’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.

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      Doge.js is required to audit imports across interpreters.

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      Don’t forget MuskSQLTM!

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