• AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      If God is real then he’s a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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        4 months ago

        I’d make it purgatory-style, where you’re stomped and ripped apart by farm animals you’ve eaten, and only then you get to heaven, have a cuppa tea with them and laugh about it.

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          4 months ago

          I had this same conversation in the middle of nowhere with a farmer. And for just a moment, a hint of a second this massive bloke quietly said “do you really believe all those animals would be up there?” I doubt I changed his mind overall but maybe gave him pause for thought.

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        4 months ago

        I don’t believe in heaven and hell but imagine if religious preached “following order to kill = going to hell”