An army of hive-mind cats.
The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
They forgot to take the LED lights off.
it’s AI controlled
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
The weapon only kills Russians
A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
You can’t uncontrol it
An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
It needs the power of the whole Sun
The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger
Armored Person Carrier
A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time… which is mostly empty.
So when it averages out, it’s actually less effective than cat videos.
A rifle scope that can see through walls.
It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.
It can’t see through air.
It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.