Holy shit, this was the best article I’ve read in a long time.

In the sport of ferret-legging, competitors tie their trousers at the ankles before placing two ferrets inside and securely fastening their belts to prevent the ferrets from escaping.[2] Each competitor then stands in front of the judges for as long as he can.[4] Competitors cannot be drunk or drugged, nor can the ferrets be sedated.[5] In addition, competitors are not allowed to wear underwear beneath their trousers,[6] which must allow the ferrets free access from one leg to the other,[7] and the ferrets must have a full set of teeth that must not have been filed or otherwise blunted.[5] The winner is the person who lasts the longest.

The sport is said to involve very little “native skill”,[7] simply an ability to “have your tool bitten and not care”

Scott Bernarde commented that anyone who has tried ferret-legging "will agree that falling off a mountain isn’t all that bad.

No.

Now then lad, I hope you’re meaning the American pants (US) there. Ferrets should only go down the trousers. If the ferret makes its way into your pants (UK) then you’ve got problems.