He goes live on TIkTok immediately while people are still running for their lives. He does the whole “It’s ya boi” thing, plugs his insta multiple times, throws up deuces. While blocking the exits and people are screaming around him. It’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.
It really is interesting how there are kinda 3 reactions
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Holy fuck somebody got shot I might be next run away
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Holy fuck that guy just got shot, looks like an assassination but still I want no part in this, shit could get bad here real fast
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lmao that guy just got shot, looks like an assassination and nobody wants to assassinate me, so im chilling
I could be hustling! I could be getting assassination merch right now!
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he also yelled “read the book of mormon”Honestly, I respect the hustle
Seriously the amount of focus and clarity this guy has in this situation is impressive and scary. This guy’s making plans and acting.
Get yourself a wingman like this for when shit goes down.
Peak grifting
someone get this guy some marxist literature and hope his executive agency carries us through the revolution
Get yourself a party leader like that, y’all.
Plot twist, this guy hired the shooter so he could make bank selling merch.
That video is an amazing distillation of the zeitgeist
All it needs is a labubu
He wont need that merch anymore tho
It’s hard out there for everyone, you know.
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Well Connor O’malley time to close up shop, you can’t parody reality anymore.
Surprised they didn’t run up to his lifeless body and tear bits of his clothes off to sell on eBay.
How much do we think a second class relic of Charlie Kirk would be worth on Ebay?
Probably not much, but add words like “patriotic” and “true american hero” to it and it’ll probably sell for a lot more.
I can’t believe Connor collaborated on this with hasan to create the ultimate bit.
There are probably TPUSA shirts stuffed in hollow pipe rocks all across Utah now.
Inside job confirmed
