Cyberpunk dystopias in fiction:
- Weyland-Yutani
- NorthAm Robotics
- Wayne-Powers Enterprises
- Blue Book
- E-Corp
Cyberpunk dystopias in real life:
This is going to lead to some type of legal squid/hunger games type situation.
“Unfortunately your credit and down payments are too low to qualify…but if you sign up here for Beast Games you’ll have a chance to win a qualifying loan offer with only 14% interest”
Someone must have shown Kaiji the ultimate gambler to Jimmy.
He set up the brand and infrastructure for Beast Games to take advantage of precisely this.
I hope he hires someone who knows how to run and organise a gameshow. This shit is boring.
Mr Beast plz make kids nation s2 plz thx
the way we’re going, mr beast bank will be one of the few trustworthy ones surviving after the crash…
it’s just going to be stupid shit from now on
demolition man but it’s all feastables restaurants
Only food that can be served after the franchise wars is feastables
no love for the feastables mr beast bar deez nuts?
Eating rats in the sewer and joining a proletarian revolution not out of any political conviction but solely because I hate Mr Beast.
Decent rates to. Only downside: can’t get a card without Jimmy’s soyface on it.
Calling my banker to discuss Investables.
Not beating the anti Christ allegations
I don’t support his usury policy
But I do support his
destroy himself in every way that matterspolicyWhat if Pets.com was as big as JP Morgan?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mrbeast-accused-massive-crypto-fraud-192203107.html
I’m very excited for the most phrenologically untrustworthy person in pop culture to do an even bigger financial crime against his child fanbase. This will manifest 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼.
You laugh, yet this is how some (if not all) of the main banks came to be during the earlier days of Capitalism. Random gigabillionaire creates a bank to become uberbillionaire and then gives unlimited loans to Argentina which crashes the entire financial system.
Now I wonder if milei asks MrBeast for loans. Just imagine that situation.
Yeah but at least the Medicis had taste. Mr. Beast will be commissioning AI slop to have printed out and framed.
MrBeast kind of feels like a parallel to young trump
Load all your medical debt on your Mr.Beast card for a chance for it to be forgiven by Mr.Beast himself!
not calling it MrBank
smdh
only a few years ago this would have been an SNL skit
Sometime in the future:
rampant inflation has resulted in the price of a single feastable being over 10 million BEA$T
