



The two sides here are
1:
I support independence in theory but it just won’t work right now, sorry, we have to protect you from the Cheeto
2:
Yes, independence please. I don’t want my precious tax kroner to go to

oh and I guess this whole thing is in reply to 90s pop singer Björk making an official statement supporting their independence, but who cares really


Give Greenland nukes
In fact fuck it, I propose that the future People’s Republic of Britain become the production bed for massive nuclear proliferation as means of transition away from the financialised economy it currently has relying on London.
There’s already nukes on Greenland. They’re just American:(