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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up121arrow-down2·edit-26 months agoThe not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face. EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
minus-squareGreenDust@lemmings.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up75arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoText source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485
minus-squareTheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 months agoShe hardly looks like 52.
minus-squareU7826391786239@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down50·edit-23 months agodeleted by creator
minus-squareGreenDust@lemmings.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·6 months ago this clip is trying to say “i don’t care,” but its existence alone says “i deeply care” The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·6 months agoThis sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts
minus-squareLemmynated@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoIf a bully is beating you up, don’t do anything. Bullies hate to be ignored.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 months agoYeah this is all dogshit advice, I just need to say that: I doubt there are kids reading this, but fucking hit your bully. It’s bullshit for a little bit but it will solve the problem.
The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.
EDIT: you’re welcome (PS the image context is fake)
Text source: https://kaijuno.tumblr.com/post/651211271920877569/used-to-date-a-guy-who-was-64-and-im-52-and-one
Image source: https://www.tiktok.com/@paulalmao/video/6928471963815988485
She hardly looks like 52.
She looks schifty five
Now we do the Sex.
It felt sooooo good to hear it
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
Yeah, she looks 30 years old tops.
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The setup makes you expect “i don’t care,” but then the punchline is actually “i deeply care”. The joke here is the subversion of expectations.
This sounds like something a third grader teacher would say just to defuse conflicts
If a bully is beating you up, don’t do anything. Bullies hate to be ignored.
Yeah this is all dogshit advice, I just need to say that: I doubt there are kids reading this, but fucking hit your bully. It’s bullshit for a little bit but it will solve the problem.
Uh… relevance?