Funny enough, I am the opposite
Spicy Caribbean or Latin food, I am fine, gimme more
Buldak noodles send me to hell
Buldak noodles
Taste so good going in, hurt real bad coming out.
“Soft serve hot snakes”
The only food that gets me in the gut is maximum spice nashville hot chicken
Well that’s like a pound of grease and cayenne mixed together my friend, that’s rough on anyone’s stomach
That’s why it’s called Moctezuma’s revenge
Isn’t “Montezuma’s revenge” just food poisoning?
Oof ow owie why does “la destructadora de anos” pepper, which has been bred for 5 generations to have enough capscasin in one seed to turn an elephant’s tongue into strings of meat, hurt me so bad when I poo poo?
HAM SANDWICH RACE

I am opposite as well. Latin/Mexican food? Pile the spices on.
Asian foods? Watch me whimper.
Same, but Latin america spicy is also my favorite flavor ever. Asian spicy hits hard as well but gimme spicy food with a Spanish name all day
American spicy is the worst kind of spicy though. You get hot sauces called the sphincter shrinker and stuff designed to be spicy for the sake of being spicy. I like complexity to my spice.
Why do Americans always say this? Spicy food doesn’t do anything coming out.
Just thought of a new word: incendiarrhea












