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The Presteej.
Vroom Hellyeahsing
omg its mine too
he’ll year! excellent choise
chappie
xmen 2 kinda good
Hell yeah that was my first thought too! Love that movie. Of course Logan is still the best of the X-Men live action slop.
I like the one where he goes “its jacking time” and then sperms on the tv
the one where he jackin
Hugh jackin it?
Jackin’ his Swordfish while he’s hackin’ his worm.
I’m like the only person I know that liked him and everyone else in les miserables
I was going to jokingly call your friends a synonym for unintelligent favored by play enjoyers, then I looked it up and of course it is related to an actual mental illness.
Another word for the slur filter because we live in hellworld.
cretin
There are so many insults that started as slurs…
The Prestige tied with The Fountain because my friend made a lewd joke when he drank the tree sap.
Swordfish, obviously.
Kate & Leopold
legimately, i critically dig this movie. pretty amusing dialogue. like when he confronts her slimy boss:
Some feel that to court a woman in one’s employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.
i dunno, i think it’s slop but i happen to like time travel romance slop.
edit: also, i rate it above capeshit and i fucking hated the prestige, my god i really hate nolan.
i keep remembering funny bits from K&L, so im gonna have to download and watch it again tonight.
his rant about a shitty toaster and integrity is fucking amazing.
Leopold: That thing is a damned hazard!
Kate: It’s just a toaster!
Leopold: Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn’t begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public.
Kate: You know something? Nobody gives a rat’s ass that you have to push the toast down twice. You know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!
Leopold: Not where I come from.
Kate: Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is the result of reflection and study!
Leopold: Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you’ve awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you’ll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.i also like the earnest protagonist-outside-of-time genre too, admittedly, or generally any kind of anachronistic/improbable cultural collision.
the other side of knowing “awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm brioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter” is https://hexbear.net/post/7723533
this always makes all of these stories quite spicy
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