- cross-posted to:
- mrlovenstein@sh.itjust.works
“What’s it gonna do, kill me?”
ISN’T THAT HOT?

Look motherfucker You offered me free pepperoni pizza, I’m going to eat that pepperoni pizza.
If I had the self-control to not eat this pizza, I wouldn’t have ended up in Hell
FREE PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Do like you do with ramen apparently and breath in while chewing, worked for me when I’ve been too stupid to wait on a fresh one
You’re rolling the dice for a choking hazard every time you do this.
Be careful with “larger than bite sized items”.
(speaking from experience 🥲 duck that hot tofu piece)
Or you can use cranberry juice or something similar, works really well
I’d rather pair pizza with chocolate milk if I’m being picky
This doesn’t work in the age of ghost pepper Takis.
This is what dipping sauce is for.





