SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Pop Culture@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-216 days agoLegendary actor Chuck Norris dies at 86archive.todayexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up147arrow-down1external-linkLegendary actor Chuck Norris dies at 86archive.todaySorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Pop Culture@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-216 days agomessage-square36linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·16 days agoOne time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were: “Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK’s head exploded in pure amazement.” “Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.”
One time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were:
“Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK’s head exploded in pure amazement.”
“Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.”