Dunno how much of a shit he was in his personal life, I just know him from the movies.
Dunno how much of a shit he was in his personal life
He was a massive homophobe who complained that Democrats went “too far left” for not hating gay people enough.
Ah, rip bozo then.
Hey guys remember Chuck Norris jokes? Those slapped when you were 12.
One time Chuck Norris died so he could punch the grim reaper for stealing his kill. Or something. IDK. My favorites were:
“Chuck Norris traveled back in time to round house kick the bullet back at Lee Harvey Oswald. JFK’s head exploded in pure amazement.”
“Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.”
We 2008 memes in this binch!
IIRC chuck norris jokes started out as vin diesel jokes and then at some point it got swapped out
I remember there being Glenn Danzig variants of them before the Norris ones.
“While male pregnancies are not common, thanks to medical technology they are becoming a bit less rare. Danzig, however, needed no help from doctors in order to spontaneously grow a womb and ovaries. He simply willed it.”
https://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/20/danzig-gives-birth-to-identical-twin-girls/
Chuck
Norris
Also, legendarily bad actor, that’s why his kicking is his most well known acting talent.
I’m going to spend my day spamming Reddit with, “Chuck Norris has allowed Death to come take him.”
Updoots to the left please, kind le redditsirs.
Claims to be pro-life
Dies
Typical…
rest in shit
Also, as someone who is currently working on a Walker, Texas Ranger podcast, this now means that I can’t have him on the show
But it does give me an idea for a funny bit to do on the show
You’re going to steal Chuck Norris’s body out of the grave and weekend-at-bernie’s the body around the street for a podcast? That’s pretty sick and twisted idk.
sigh fine, one last Chuck Norris fact.
He didn’t “die” he just beat the main campaign of IRL.
Chuck Norris will now start the New Game+
*New Game+ will now unlock Chuck Norris
Looks like Obama finally got him
Legendary meme, B list actor from the 80s
RIP BOZO
oh well
thank you Chuck, for the Conan O’Brien Tonight Show “Walker Texas Ranger Lever”
Got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee so hard it took a lifetime realize he was dead.
