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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world · 15 天前

vrek@programming.dev · 15 天前

I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.

Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 15 天前

Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five

GripenGal@sh.itjust.works · 15 天前

Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…

vrek@programming.dev · 15 天前

And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 15 天前

athlete’s foot.

restingOface@quokk.au · 15 天前

Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.

vrek@programming.dev · 15 天前

Ok, that one is probably true

thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 15 天前

Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine

vrek@programming.dev · 15 天前

Of all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 13 天前

safer than track cleats by a mile

lime!@feddit.nu · 15 天前

depends on how flexible you are.

vrek@programming.dev · edit-2 15 天前

I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?

lime!@feddit.nu · 15 天前

oooooh sorry that disqualifies you

vrek@programming.dev · 15 天前

Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!