Climate change sucks. It’s not 67, 69, or even 420. It just sucks.

My fellow capitalists, imagine how much EPIC exploitation we could do if it didn’t kill the planet. The possibilities would be endless!

God fucking damn it, hopefully King Daddy Elon Musk (may the lord bless his name) gets me to Mars asap so I can finally start living my ancap dream with McPolice, GMO cockroach cereal and AI toilets.