It turns out that “this dude” is a serial killer and cannibal.
Stu, who has been his roommate for the past month, and Angela, who may soon be dead, are both terrified upon realizing this.
The man-eater locks the door, trapping them.
— Well, well, well… look at what we have here! Fresh meat. — he says, menacingly.
Little did the man know that Stu was actually an FBI agent sent to investigate cannibals. Sounds of gunshot are heard from the cannibal’s home. Stu saves the day yet again. The end. And everyone clapped, menacingly.
Then you follow him home, the door opens and another guy shakes your hand and says “Hi, I’m Stu.”
violent story, cannibalism, gunshot, satire, fbi agent
It turns out that “this dude” is a serial killer and cannibal.
Stu, who has been his roommate for the past month, and Angela, who may soon be dead, are both terrified upon realizing this.
The man-eater locks the door, trapping them.
— Well, well, well… look at what we have here! Fresh meat. — he says, menacingly.
Little did the man know that Stu was actually an FBI agent sent to investigate cannibals. Sounds of gunshot are heard from the cannibal’s home. Stu saves the day yet again. The end. And everyone clapped, menacingly.
this comment felt like i got punched in the chest
thanks