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White House Announces United States Will No Longer Engage in War, Only Hostile Takeovers

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White House Announces United States Will No Longer Engage in War, Only Hostile Takeovers

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

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The administration has discovered that armed conflict becomes considerably easier to manage once everyone agrees to call it a business transaction.

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The United States rather famously hasn’t declared a war since 1940ish.

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