like ha ha you have to listen to my stinky doo doo ass you stupid robot
I feel so proud. Like hell yeah this 32 cent microphone just picked up my ass talking and tried to route it to the team. I wish it actually would sometimes.
Not muting and have people guess who is funnier
The only thing that gives you away is that it highlights who is talking. Or who’s butt is talking
Farting a bunch in the side room i was hiding in to look at phone and having someone walk in there with their tools to work as i leave the area.
Did it today and it was so bad i apologized as i walked away
crop dusting an empty aisle at the grocery store and then avoiding eye contact with the gal rounding the corner like
Why he so CRISP?
“'Scuse me, miss, you smell something burning?”
In case you weren’t aware this is the meta for making someone smell your fart
Zoom telling you you were muted so it automatically unmutes you and replays the audio
Call that smart replay or smthinb4 fart replay
Yes.
Blasting two huge farts while muted in a zoom call only to have the zoom call remind you that you’re muted
Blasting a huge fart in a call while you think you are muted
