“Worst” by whatever measure you like.
Don’t explain the joke, leave it to our imagination.
Be nice, no slurs or bad language.
It was a pink ping pong ball
Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Look, Hans, no ma.
“I scraped off the sores”
We call it, The Aristocrats!
We have a winner.
I miss him. The whole story of why he even went into that routine has been scrubbed from film but it’s so legendary
Because his pig pen ran out of oink
Women bad! So they are in pain once ever 3-4 weeks.
I was gonna finish it, I swear, but then I saw the Austrian guy carrying a pineapple.
Better Nate than lever
Still remember the time my dad called me demanding 40 minutes of his life back
Quick reader, that man
Best joke ever if you can actualky tell it!
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
A baby with a cheese grater.
A stick.
What’s long, brown, and sticky?
Whenever my 8 year old tries this joke out on me (about three times a year) I have to pause and force myself not to respond with “my poop”
Grass ; i lied about the wheels
What’s brown and sticky?
A pink slipper
Mooooo!
Oh, I still can’t say it, it’s awful.
One baby nailed to ten trees.
