But are the thigh high socks provided or must I purchase them separately?
You’ll know you completed the installation successfully when you look down and see the socks have materialised
TIL that unix socks are actually a parasitic lifeform, transmitted via arch isos.
More of a symbiot than a parasite, it’s not like the host doesn’t benefit from them!
That’s why I only use my socks by proxy
Installing Arch makes you a Femboy?
It’s probably not mandatory, I imagine the arch wiki explains all the details
Fair point
No no no, it’s just when you realize you always were.
I really want one of those pairs, for my knees get cold in winters.
Guess I’ll install Arch for a freebie.
like jurassic park, life finds a way
Comouter scientists are now able to change gender as an evolutionary response to the lack of women in STEM fields
the socks are not mandatory, they are just given out in case anyone is chosen to be the new cutest girl in the office
i will warn you that if you ever start saying “mrrrp…nya :3” even as a joke, it WILL trigger the process to begin
…oh shit wait
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Ordinarily I would be fine with this. I use Arch anyway. But an Arch system configured by somebody else? I’d be safer leaving my laptop at home!
I think that’s the idea - I love how this is a double entendre for those that know…
If a laptop is left unattended long enough to do a fresh Arch install, it’s probably been abandoned anyway.
1 minute and 14 seconds?
Unnaproved software installation implies an obligation to provide user support… indefinitely.
The arch installing bandit is anonymous. Noone knows how to reach him
Like the guy that installed Windows on your machine without you asking…
That same guy started covertly encrypting users’ data and then the fucking keys stopped working. I’ll take zero support over that.
I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.
Why is it “head cannon” and not “head canon”? You got some kind of gun strapped to your head that you keep stories in?
Actually I think they mean that “as a girl” (meaning the commenter is a girl), they “head cannon” (meaning they use a cannon to shoot heads) “at the arch installation bandit”. I hope this annotated version helps!
I head cannon the arch installation bandit as a girl.
Quaffing the potion of gender stability, now in your female form you strap on the head cannon and fire it at the arch installation bandit.
The arch bandit takes 5d7 damage and collapses prone. Seeing their leader defeated, the subordinate installation bandits flee. You have reclaimed Installation Cathedral from the bandits and can now invite the Installation Medium to summon the spirits of past operating systems.
Lol this won the Fediverse today.
I head canon head cannons now
Is there an arch alternative for Yuki installs Gentoo?
wears a fedora, trenchcoat, and thigh high socks in the trans flag colors.
TIL Carmen Sandiago works in IT.
The hell it does.
You’ve spent too much time talking to my family.
It also requires that they migrate all of my files and ensure I have full functionality my software and games.
Just type yay in that black window with white text, at least if I would have set it up, not that I did, just if I would have, of course.
Why doesn’t Arch just put yay in the repo?
🤷🏻♀️
But endeavourOS does, it is even pre-installed, which is nice
RedHat red hat
I have a friend that has one of these.
I saw one on the parcel shelf of a car in the carpark at IKEA once…
Just noticed that both Red Hat and Fedora refer to kind of hats.
If you wanted to truly punish them, install Debian Stable
Yes, the crime of giving them a stable OS that once it is set up keeps working reliably for years to come.
The real hell would be gentoo
No way, at least Gentoo is up to date
not by the time it’s done compiling, it’s not
What about Linux from Scratch?
“Punish”? See how they react when they boot into TempleOS.
Oh, only Linux? There’s always Hannah Montana or North Korea Linux…but that’d be giving a foreign dictatorship a botnet node…
In which case I was gonna say “Well an NSA-friendly OS would be funny” but then we’re just back to Windows!
What are you talking about? TempleOS isn’t a punishment, it’s a reward
Does Carmen San Diego work there or something?
Its redhat, nyuk nyuk nyuk. https://www.redhat.com/en/technologies/linux-platforms/enterprise-linux
Or maybe Carmen is a Linux user idk i just work here man.
Good work, gumshoe.
Easy. Buy a new laptop, let them upgrade from w•ndows to arch, then dump arch for something like MX or whatever else I use in the future. Then I wouldn’t have to touch the default w•ndows installation forced into me.
Look, windows is bad, but we should reserve asterisks for actually bad things that require censoring in all circumstances, such as Br*t*sh or *ng*l*sh.
Using two asterisks makes things italic. You can only use one
Just drop a \ in front of the first * and you’re all good.
dammit I should know this by now lma
Its weirdly the one I don’t see on the lists and its pretty useful.
Not sure what lists you’re talking about, but it’s nerding time anyway.
The backslash (the
\symbol) is used to “escape” characters in the software world, i.e. tell the software to treat the following character as a simple symbol, not some instruction. It’s very well-known among developers, so if they happen to be the ones writing guides on Markdown (the syntax where you use asterisks and some other symbols to dictate the final layout while having the luxury of being able to edit the document in a plain-text editor), it can actually elude them because it’s mundane.In fact, some software won’t allow you to use the backslash in short text fields such as names or passwords because doing so could potentially open up security risks where the malicious actors “inject” some instructions into software to cause all sorts of trouble. On the other hand, this is probably a redundant old measure, as there are usually other means to prevent this kind of attack today, but that’s the power of habit, I guess; and, well, if it’s a simple measure that works, there’s not much reason to get rid of it, is there?
Whoopsie 🤡
Not to be confused with the “🤮” Emoji, which is reserved for the word “fr🤮nch”
Pardon my 🤮, but please don’t remind me of that foul fucking land, my friend. I was eating.
What’s wrong with being British?
They’re a disgusting affront to human nature. Of all the islands in the world, you pick a non-tropical one? Shameful actions, hominids are meant to be tropical creatures.
On first book have a bootable Fedora usb stick plugged in and hit f2/f10/f12 before the windows logo ever appears. Problem solved!
broken Nvidia Optimus free of charge
Afaik Nvidia Optimus works fine on arch if setup following the wiki. It’s mainly other distros that have Nvidia problems.
Exactly, while RTFM I haven’t have a single issue (apart from the driver quirks itself) and even automated the driver patching for NvFBC. Usual error is using nvidia-dkms and not setting up proper hook to rebuild the kernel module on kernel updates.
Fedora hat checks out
You mean that “Red Hat”?
Whatever that lady repellant is
I thought we found Carmen Sandiego.
Kinda wish someone would do this to me, because I’m never going to balls to do it myself
archinstall and wiki. Its easy if you’ve got nothing to prove.
distrobox create fakearch --image archRecently wanted to try KDE 6 on my second laptop and after being pissed off at the lack of encryption with Void installer (gotta do it manually, have done it in the past but I’m lazy), another fail with NixOs (known bug with encryption in the latest stable installer) the easiest way was installing Arch lol.
I used archinstall as suggested, just answer questions, no manual voodoo incantation required. You can do it.
Btw Plasma 6 is glorious. First time Wayland “just works” without me noticing too.
The time you took to answer the archinstall questions and what would take to do them manually is (nearly) the same. The manual way is that you are forced learn the system (which does take time), and it’s thus more exact of what you want. Once you successfully boot a manual install on a bare hardware, you’ll get all the swag. ;)
(I was lazy last time I had to do a full install, and I prepared the system almost entirely in a VM, for which I used the physical disk I would finally boot it from. The final step was to
chroot’d into the nearly complete system and make it boot outside of the VM…)
It’s super easy bro trust me bro just the tip bro
What if I got Secure Boot with custom keys?
Hit all keys?
Only the any key
Well, of course, the longer it is unattended…
Where do I buy that hat?
You gotta first find Carmen Sandiego to then become Carmen Sandiego.
I’m Mitsubishi
Local goodwill
I found a pair of moon boots there once.
That’s baller
Become a Red Hat employee and you get one for free.
(genuinely, I know this sounds like a joke)
Where do I drop them off?
As long as you install and setup a DE for me!
