Port que no los dos? I want multiple partners and knives.

arm polyamory people with cool swords to end all of the worlds problems

Depends on the type of sword

well what are you going to do in a tight corridor with a scimitar? Gotta have your spear for those situations. And when you’re up against an animate rock monster, nothing beats the big iron mallet.

You know, sword lesbians are a thing.