A day late, but not forgotten!

  • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Day 3257 without intimate contact: My cumsock just told me it only wants to be friends. I’m concerned that my hand is going to leave me to see other people.

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    Not much interesting. Things have been pretty infrequent with my partner for a while now, and I’ve had absolutely no luck finding a dom. It’s honestly really discouraging.

  • K.K.@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 day ago

    Been on a busy / family-heavy vacation for almost 2 weeks, only a classic bit of sex to report on. Me eating my partner out for a couple orgasms and then giving her a nice creampie (I had a vasectomy lol). A very nice time!!

  • ILikeYourBoobs@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 days ago

    My gf lost her job, she’s in a rough spot for a few weeks. I went to the ATM on my way over and pulled some money out. When I got there I gave her the money. Then I asked if she’d be interested in a scene where she had to earn it. For an hour I had a whore that already knew everything I liked.I haven’t nutted that hard in a while.

  • Heartwotalk@lemmynsfw.com
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    3 days ago

    I’ve been meeting up with a woman who is into CNC. She hasn’t seen my face, but I’ve filled her in her backyard and in a hotel room after tying her up on the floor and leaving a magic wand in her for an hour.

    (Yes, we’ve shared recent STI results)

  • space_wank@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 days ago

    Not much sex between my partner and I right now, due to life; however, I’ve been outlining some satanic orgy erotica for NaNoWriMo and might just get it started

  • PussyCreampi3@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 days ago

    Some anal dildo fun this time!

    We’re also shopping for better lube as each time we have sex, there needs to be some serious cooldown before we can fuck again.

  • dazedandconfused@lemmynsfw.comOP
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    3 days ago

    Well, the day after D and I met he let me know he just tested positive for chlamydia! So rather than getting me tested, my doctor just wrote a prescription and said no sexy fun for two weeks. Which has been…fine.

  • robdor@lemmynsfw.com
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    3 days ago

    I didn’t wash my hands after using the bathroom one time today and that felt pretty naughty.

  • atomic_teddy@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 days ago

    I’m going on a little roadtrip this afternoon, and I have prepared some spicy audios, and I’m looking forward to get teased by them c:

  • lazyneet@programming.dev
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    2 days ago

    No sexy times recently. A lot of doomscrolling and dating app messages that went nowhere. I definitely overpaid for a pair of shiny black tights.

  • Unknown_User12009@lemmynsfw.com
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    2 days ago

    I had a wonderful sessions with my wife which made her crumble after multiple orgasms. I am considering doing a risky in car jerk off ;-) otherwise, just coasting off of comments about my dick.

  • pickleproject@lemmynsfw.com
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    3 days ago

    Nothing with the SO for a while as things are dry in that department. But lots of porn and stroking with edging. I often do multi-day edging but lately been edging for an hour or two and finishing before bed.