Sunny' 🌻@slrpnk.net to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month agoHow often do you change bedding and bath towels?message-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down12
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareHow often do you change bedding and bath towels?Sunny' 🌻@slrpnk.net to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squared0ntpan1c@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoBest be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.
minus-squareyeah@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI guess you don’t know where your towel is.
minus-squaredustycups@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoDouglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references. HIGHLY recommended. Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.
Best be careful when changing sheets anyway. It’d be a shame if your mattress wasn’t properly killed before being shipped from Sqornshellous Zeta and it went on a flollop rampage after being exposed to too much sunlight.
am I having a stroke
I guess you don’t know where your towel is.
Douglas Adams / Hitchhikers guide references.
HIGHLY recommended.
Edit: you might also be having a stroke, but that’s just a coincidence. Coincidences can be frightening things.