Cool, why don’t you go introduce yourself to him. We don’t need you here.
The gift is complete
gRift*
Once sanitised by a fantastic PR team, musk has really gone off the rails lately
Lately?
Lately doesn’t necessarily mean in the past three hours, it can mean those last few years.
You truly are the Whore of Babylon, Elon. Oh, and you can’t program for shit either.
When was he an “atheist hero”?
People are saying that didn’t happen, but I genuinely remember when I would constantly see sentiment that he would save the human race back in like, 2012?
It was a majority opinion in tech and liberal circles.
Yeah, I remember all that, I just don’t remember him being part of the “new atheist” group that was popular around that time. Mostly it was the cars and “colonizing” Mars…nothing to do at all with religion or lack thereof, really.
I remember having the impression he was an atheist too for some reason, maybe it was some next level PR trying to make him seem like a super logical tech bro with big dreams and the means to achieve them.
Seriously, he at best seemed questionably okay 10+ years ago.Then he turned out to be a giant piece of shit, an unintelligent, horribly cliche villain from an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Fired his P.R. team and went from Tony Stark to a somehow worse Justin Hammer.
He fired his PR yeam years agter he called that diver a pedophile. He’s always been like this, there’s just no one trying to cover for him anymore.
Yes, please let’s not pretend he was that. I dislike such an accusation.
OK, elon, prove it.
Matthew 19:21,
Jesus said to him, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.”
Matthew 19:24,
“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
“the eye of the needle was a gate in an ancient city and it was difficult but not impossible to get through it carrying stuff”
Actual stuff “christians” say to justify not following inconvenient parts of the bible
Lol, Republicans haven’t ever read the Bible
So he’s giving all his wealth to the poor, right?
i think he’s actually stupid enough to believe he’ll achieve all his insane goals and then everyone will be rich…
Of course! Just like
Jerry FalwellPat RobertsonKenneth Copeland!Yeah… there’s still time for Copeland…
/s
“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
Once seemingly cool, Elon Musk now understood to be the giant douchebag he was the entire time
Grifters gonna grift.
"I believe in (insert profitable answer here)…oh, I wasn’t supposed to say that part out loud…
Anyways, buy a Tesla!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nah that’s the part he specifically says out loud, regardless of any actual opinion
If I was still a Christian this shit would be insulting to me.
Not the part about giving away your riches or loving your neighbor though.
He had no comments on “which” teachings though, I’m sure.
I’m a Christian. I know I’m not supposed to make proclamations about this. But he doesn’t. He simply doesn’t.
He’s just trying to sway voters last minute. The undecided Christian who sees trump, “well musk likes Jesus and he likes trump, I guess it’s ok.”
at least he was born in South Africa so he can’t run for president.
His daughter already said he is atheist, he even made jokes about one monotheist religion in particular
