It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

me either

milf-tier friend is 49

plot-twist: the parents planned this.

ai pranks 2024

holy mental gymnastics to make furries sound normal

poe’s law

The one in the original picture still looks like a voltmeter probe, it has a rubber shaft all the way down until the last several mm, whereas the one in your picture has a much longer metal shaft before the tip as expected.

no that’s just a gd furry

kidneys should be the insult, assholes get shit on just for doing their job, and they still try their hardest. their only bad qualities are our own failures of duty towards them.

we’re just a bunch of selfish kidneys.

The bullying part is def. exaggerated to the point of extreme falsehood, but I’ve met more than a handful of people who placed wayyyy too much of their identity into increasing their heat tolerance. The worst ones are seriously this autistic and unaware of their cringiness, they would bully harder if they had the numbers and social skill to do so.

It’s a different thing to geek out about hot sauces and have the flavor be the main reason, with the heat as a price to pay, but these mfs couldn’t care less. They would lick the hottest toilet seat in the world if they thought it gave them bragging rights

First genuine Too Long/ Didn’t Read for me in a long time.

the OP caption reads like a gen z idiot at their first job. Finally discovering other people have thoughts and emotions they can’t predict from the box they’ve put them in.

Black. Beautiful eyes, and looks like she’s got that best pussy disorder

no

pregnate

just get a bidet and it becomes irrelevant. you’re living in a different millennium if you don’t have one. or don’t and stay dirty.

Red rocket, not red flag. Those are very different phalluses.

Haunt? Only in your egotistical dreams, bud. You’d be doing the guy a favor not working for you.

It’ll shock you, on whether it shocks you or not.