“You’d be prettier if you smiled more”.

This website is brutal. It goes crazy dark after 20s.

Robot drug runners.

Silly, it’s the cure for a headache. Too much tension isn’t good for you.

Good point, but at this juncture, it still might be the correct decision.

…and your soon to be private medical insurance.

CENTCOM and CNN failed to mention that they are the threat to the straight of Hormuz. Traffic will open when they leave.

I suffer for my art.

All AC plugs.

Almost everything is powered by AC. The things that actually work on DC like electronics, have power adapters to convert AC into DC for the device, like the little brick that comes with your laptop or phone charger.

There are rare exceptions, but EILI5 doesn’t care about those.

If you have examples, we could clarify.

I loved this.

Yes, but to OP’s point, it does get more detailed. How do you define uptime? I’ve seen contracts where uptime is not well defined, and I’ve seen other that are very prescriptive and some in between. E.g. All users access attempts must be responded to in under x many seconds and even milliseconds, 99.5% of the time. Other say peak loads over x many users, must have access on the 3rd try after getting a “site is busy, please try again” message. It all depends on what the site is and what they do because going to 99.99% for all users gets expensive.

A lot of web apps today are intermingled with loads of bloat from 3rd party sass providers that slow things down and increase transmission loads and failure at any one of them can cause a site to slow down to trigger a “downtime” quota even if the site works and the users successfully did their thing. (Because the sass failure was not critical).

It will certainly be a reduced fleet.

And neither have a turret mounted gun. So disappointing.

You make a great point. Obnoxious clarification - Ethanol evaporates about 5x faster than water. The exact details depend on the % of ethanol to water, and the distillation type.

Distillation will force most of the alcohol off first as only some of it is bound to the water, depending on the method and concentration before an azeotrope is found. The azeotrope is where the water and alcohol are bound and can’t be further separated by distilling and boil off together. It’s around 95% ethanol 5% water.

The US spies on everyone.

With a terrible hangover, I agree with this assessment.

Anyone ever see Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Symbol? Fun film and this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

A man is trapped in a surreal room where the walls are covered in “buttons”. Each one he presses make something appear.

The buttons are cherubim angels baby penises and scrotes.

Understatement of the last few decades.

Not yet. Perhaps sooner than we want.