EPSTEIN FILES!!! OMG THEY TORTURED, RAPED, AND KILLED CHILDREN. Fuck your stupid prayer. Only the most depraved demon would answer any of their prayers. Also, I hear they ate people too.

At least the baked beans are probably bomb

It’s giving taking out the headphone jack and then bringing it back as a new feature in the next release.

You can tell by the way it is

Blushing makes you red?

It’s just the one swan, actually.

I hope he dies in my lifetime so I can dance on his death day. Fucking evil billionaires.

Where can I read this fan fic?

I remember one night just distraught and utterly frantic because I just could not finish an essay. Either I hadn’t finished the book or just didn’t have anything at all to say. Dumbass AI would have helped so much. Even in just helping me get started on my own. Such a different world right now. I don’t like it and not because I’m ignorant of new things but because I’m not. Ignorance, as they say, is bliss.

Just Fast No Furious

In all seriousness, what a great movie.

Aptly named

Do you work in manufacturing or something? Research?

The future racists and genociders of Israel.

Some people just need to be contarians.

Your experiences aren’t everyone’s.

Usha deserves that ugly fuck

Once I did that and I forgot to set the timer and I didn’t know when I placed it in the oven. Had to bake that sucker on expert mode. Came out fine.

Was it really that shitty though? You engaged his work in a fun way. You weren’t making fun of his work or him but rather just teasing him. Of course the joke/prank was funny but if I was him I would also feel happy that a buddy read at least one of my articles, even for a laugh.

Damn that’s hot