I expect this’ll be in nottheonion within 3 days
Until then the onion is staying ahead of the curve (just)
Maybe they try to be cellmates with him.
A true patriot
A real patriot would get 34 felony charges
What a great initiative to whittle away the MAGAs.
Of course I totally believed this before checking where I am lol
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You can eat one onion, as a treat.
TBH, I initially thought that this was the nottheonion community.
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For staunch MAGA Republican and binge-drinker Justin Brently, getting another DUI in support of Tump was the most important day in his life. For serial drunk driver, killer of Kevin Ade, and small-time political bully Ian Smith, it was Tuesday.
I didn’t realize this was the onion for the longest time and I was pretty unfazed tbh
This how iowas governor tries to get the vp spot after going all in for DeSantis?
I am so owned. Good job! Too bad it’s the onion.
Arrest them all.
DWI? DUI? What’s the difference? The
drunksalcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don’t have to cover one eye to focus.
Stay sick, scratch glass, turn blue, climb walls…but don’t get caught!
!detroit@midwest.social ☆ !michigan@midwest.social ☆ !music@midwest.socialWhat the fuck are you babbling about?
DUI is “driving under the influence” of alcohol and DWI is “driving while intoxicated”. So DWI is less specific.
Actually the DUI carves a broader swath because you can be under the influence but not intoxicated.
