It’s hilarious because we are all going to die when this guy wins. If there is intelligent life in the universe, it isn’t here.

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Where do you poop?

Now imagine how much shittier Kristi Noem is.

Whoa. How many toes do they have?

A shitty spoof we made about hot pockets. We listed it on Napster or Limewire as a bootleg.

Whoa. I hope it was my fake Limp Bizkit song because a couple friends and I actually did this around 2000.

Bipped in the Bay.

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It’s a called dumpass.

I think he may have soul doubt.

fAssassinating.

Most people don’t give a shit.

Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.

I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.

Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.

Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.

Secrets by the sounds of it.

Ah, the dead man’s switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.