Ah, the dead man’s switch. It always reminds me of the time my homophobic uncle-in-law died in a car crash and they found his secret stash of gay porn in the wreckage. Yeah, good luck explaining that one at the pearly gates my man.
What a brave man. While trying to protect the society from the evils of homosexualiness (rainbows, questionable moustaches, etc), he still tried to study the enemy to understand their flawed logic. 🫡
No, no you misunderstand. He was heroically hoarding all the gay porn, so it can’t corrupt the youth. A true hero o7
Opposition research, duh
man not only had a secret stash, he kept it in his fucking car
that means he was either going back and forth between the wank cave and the honda every session or he fapped in or around his car
Hearing them tell it, you would think they were more upset about the stash than his death.
I like to think it was both. He probably crashed because he was fapping in the car on the way to the wank cave to swap the fap cache. At least then he died doing what he loved.
Come to think of it, I’m reminded of a detail that may corroborate my theory. He was ejected from the car when it rolled. It actually pancaked his head, leaving the rest of him pretty intact.
Anyway, he clearly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. So now I’m thinking why wasn’t he wearing it? And why was his dick out when they found him? I guess God is mysterious or whatever he used to like to say.
meh, if i die you can check my porn history. You’ll just find femboy furry hentai, like everyone else. i’d be more embarrased by the duck duck go searches for when I’m trying to fix something.
You’ll just find femboy furry hentai, like everyone else.
Don’t know about the accuracy of this statement, but boy I hope it’s true
Do you not set browsing history to erase on exit
No, I think it’s useful to find sites I’ve browsed before
Bookmark anything important, cast the rest into the fire
jokes on you I don’t have a browser history, gardened firefox is amazing
what are you growing in your firefox?
I meant hardened firefox lmao
yeah I knew don’t worry I use arkenfox I’m just annoying and found it funny
yea it’s funny I didnmt edit the comment to make it correct for that reasin >:3
*raisin
Secrets by the sounds of it.
Secrets and artichokes. Secret artichokes.
