jesus christ

That’s the real revolution we need.

For another datapoint: I’ve used FastMail for over a decade and it only got better as the years have gone by.

It plays nice with my multiple forwarders coming in from multiple domains, and it lets me set multiple From: addresses to match. Very handy.

February

This reminds me of the pushback I give when people try to standardize on “fora” and “octopi.”

Although these were the plural of “forum” and “octopus” in Latin and Greek, now that they’re english, the common pluralization of adding -s/-es is more appropriate in nearly every usage: forums and octopuses.

Using Latin and Greek pluralization at this point is weird.

There is no fantasy, only Xual Zuul.

2001: An Ape Odyssey

!accidentalrenaissance@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Makes me think this is a distraction from the really heinous stuff.

art of the deal

You would need less space if you didn’t have to store the apostrophes you’re incorrectly using for plural SSDs.

(“SSD’s is possessive, not plural”)

cool

If she see a future with him, he’s really a werehome.

Yeah, that’s a fair point. I’ve bought it for three people I know, and I’ve had three people buy it themselves.

I’ve only suggested it to people close to me who use Android because my main phone is iOS and texting between the two is a way worse experience than Threema. I also have Signal, but no one has asked me to use that. I also find it annoying that Signal needs my phone number. I hear they’re working on changing that.

Oh no
I’m never leavin’
This acne makes me too slow
(Push Nicole there)
(God, Rastafari)

Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I’m thinking of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I’ll never leave you
Without you I turn to stone
Nicole, believe me
Love was meant to be
Consumed by you and me
Nicole

Nicole, I love you
I’m thinkin’ of you
With every motion I make
When the stars are above you
Know that I miss you
And I’ll be there sooner than you think

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

Boo do do do do do do do do do
Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
Nicole
Nicole
Nicole
Ba ba ba bum
Nicole
Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
Nicole
Nicole…

Take a toke of that smoke
Make that joke and crack that yolk
Nicole
Want to love, rise above in the glove
Nicole
What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
Nicole
Go home please please believe
You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
Nicole
Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
Nicole, Nicole
I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
Hahahaha…man

Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
You never called me…
Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
Fuck that man…fuck

Go and hang up the phone
I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
Hang up the fucking phone
Fuck man, turn off the ringer
You cunt man, fuck it
Turn off the ringer right now
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…

Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
We’re now entering the cabin
We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
Get some more cord in here
Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
Wear the glove, Nicole
How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
Hey, who clogged the sink?
It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
…Paper towels…
…Nicole…
…There we go!..
Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!

Where you at, man? Where you at?
Fuck these shit! Call me back!
How come you never call him?
How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
Fucking cunt!
You never call my buggy back!
You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
He called you so many times and you never call him back
You never call my buggy
Did you hear that, Nicole?
Fuck! Fucking cunt!
Call me back!

There can be only one.

Paid means you’re more likely a customer than the product.

I can’t verify the security claims either way, but this article is a counter point to the one one linked: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/threema-claims-encryption-flaws-never-had-a-real-world-impact/

“While some of the findings presented in the paper may be interesting from a theoretical standpoint, none of them ever had any considerable real-world impact. Most assume extensive and unrealistic prerequisites that would have far greater consequences than the respective finding itself.” - Threema.

Threema is a European secure messenger.