Let’s go beyond the 12" penis. What else?

What about a puppy? Can it make puppies pornological?

My year’s resolution is 1080p.

As we speak, an impressively sized asteroid is heading our way. Normally nothing would happen, but like last time an elon has to get its way. Last time it was elonpatusaurus who used its long neck to attract the end of the dyno. Today we have elon stinkass…err musky who must find some shit on the aforementioned assteroid. Stinkass thinks there’s gold or lithium or europium doped with germanium sandwiched in tritium. Whatever it is he must risk all of our lives and futures to get the fucking thing. Ofcourse we can’t do anything about it cuz we just live here in his planet. Anyway, just love each other out there.

That’s a matter of opinion don’t you think? I’m not so sure a chicken also prefers to be fried or eaten.

Whoever eats it, they gotta swallow.

I am using all my holiday spirit and the power of the lord flying yeezuz to smite that fucker with prayer.

Otherwise, If I ever find him in a dark alley, and I 100% know its him, and I have a large digging bar with me, I’m wacking. But first I’m going to use my flashlight. I’m going to check his ID and have a good look at his face. I’ll ask him stuff in ruzzian. I’ll post his face on local foot traffic spots. And if he really happens to be him, I’m wacking the guy. Just gotta be 100% sure its him. It could be an easy ID though since he is like what? 3ft 10" tall?

I’m not digging. You dig!

Rots on the grass as 2 million rats eat the remains and die of financial Obesity.

Oh he’s one of the good Billi…lost my job to one of his takeovers? Who this?

Lithography common companies are preparing for the 1nm node which will finally produce a fleshlight small enough to fit the great American penis of the great orange one.

Just mark your envelope as Republican by using MAGA stickers.

For “training”. Clothing optional.

Ehhh, where are my clothes?

They’re optional, we decided you didn’t need them.

Has anyone seen my figs!? Anybody?

Wow! Very nice!

Because that’s what a total asshole would do.

Anyway…all sorts of meat products have vegan food smeared all over them… Like ketchup! In your face everyone! You guys thought you were being funny. In reality we vegans have been trolling your ass the entire time! So don’t worry, you’re not as big an asshole as the guy taking childcare services away.

Your name was listed in a list of people who littered? Yeah that’s 20 years.

Its another fucking retarded politics dominated year of doom. But mid terms… STFU, its going to be the same shit different year.

But for whatevers worth, fuck 2025. I hope nobody ever has to relieve this piece of shit year ever again.

Cancer.

Come in eagle one!

Yes Dragon 07, state the issue…

My emergency seat has actuated unexpectedly eagle one!

Can you fly the plane at lower altitude Dragon 07?

I’m on the seat, the plane is flying solo eagle one!

Seriously! I visited last year and I got stuck in traffic for 4 fucking hours trying to return to the same hotel because a certain dufus thought the event was too far to walk! Same block!!! She literally wanted to go park on the opposite end of the same fucking hotel! OMG! 4 hours no kidding. They jumped off the car, watched circ de sole entirely and I was still in traffic!!!. My car was also running out of fuel but we managed to get the F out of there on fumes, get lost and accidentally find a gas station right before the engine gave out at the pump. I cannot reinstate how stupid a decision is to drive thru the strip. Just walk. And or during the summer heat they should provide tunnels to walk thru or people movers.

With bone spur stew.