This punchline delivered on time

This has to be the stupidest decision ever. Now those buildings are legitimate targets.

What did the Swedes do to you to deserve this?

It’s really telling, isn’t it?

But is it a metric pizza or an imperial pizza?

I guess you can file something with an appropriate court. Something the embassy would do probably. Get it suspended pending more investigation, or a higher court ruling against the lawfulness of whatever you’re complaining about

Do it.

Looks like someone knew the Google maps car schedule for that road.

Wherewings

aptitude will show you what’s broken. Have a look at that and see if it’s worth fixing it one package at a time, or just better to wait for the missing packages to land

And how did it pay for it? Pawpal!

This is way more accurate

A very, very, very long lever.

Finding a place to use as fulcrum is left as an exercise to the reader.

I don’t expect the current government to ever fix the second part, though.

I think he was talking about the con_ in consequence

Who tf uses a 56 years old collectible for breakfast?

Interesting. Thanks. Now I’ll have an informed eye twitch. :)

Volume… Tons…

Eye twitch

I think it’s octal

Beatrix Potter, maybe?