“Why, Maureen… You’ve… Enhanced yourself.”

There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.

“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

Please let this be a normal field trip!

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it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

The cops? Abusing their authority? Selectively enforcing laws to engage in personal vendettas against people? They would never! /s

Okay, when I’m finished graping you, I’m going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father then I’m going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!

“I feel the need to threaten you with a deadly weapon because I assume otherwise you will treat my daughter as poorly as I have treated women for my entire life.”

How does Wojack Tate look so much like the real thing?

Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.

But also Jimmy (or whoever saved him) now has two broken arms thanks to a human sized object falling onto them at terminal velocity.

… Two broken arms…? Oh no… I remembered that Reddit post.

Well the carrot didn’t work, so it’s on to plan b

They are fine with a Weekend at Bernie’s presidency so long as it brings them closer to the theocratic hellscape they want us to live in.

Most reasonable lemmy.ml/hexbear/lemmygrad mod

Bri’ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices

Also Bri’ish people: Refuse to season food

Brits will scoff at microwaved water then straight up eat mushy peas at dinner.

It’s bizarre that people get on Omegle to talk to strangers about communism in the first place, but to go on Omegle and list that as an interest just so you can berate strangers for their interest in communism is unhinged.

RIP Omegle, thanks for all the dimly lit middle aged men jacking their dicks on webcam over the years 🫡

If you’ve ever driven more than a few miles outside of a major US city you’d know this is all too real.

The problem is that YouTube is a site that hosts video content. Newspapers contain print media. How are we gauging how much a video weighs on a newspaper? Is there a set number of frames per page? Does each frame get printed on its own page? Is it just a dump of the raw data in text form? It’s a terrible comparison to make because you’re taking about two completely different media.

A better question would be “if YouTube was a collection of VHS tapes/DVDs/BluRays how much would it weigh?”

Relevant xkcd