May Jesus’s love fill your bosom and may your husband grab thy titty
“Why, Maureen… You’ve… Enhanced yourself.”
I knew a girl in high school who was built like that.
I’ll ignore the temple, but I won’t ignore the couple dressed like a warm spring day in the snowiest mountains or pink moon
What are all the balls in the sky?
Mormon reward planets, I assume.
For those unaware, this is not a joke
Should I ignore the groping too?
It’s her hand she’s just holding it up cause it’s heavy.
Good Christian Wives don’t mind groping, they only strive to please their husbands! ☝️
The future is Anor Londo, apparently
I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?
I think it’s probably her gigantic honkers. Hubby can’t seem to keep his hand off
Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.
I’ve never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.
If it’s one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you’ll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they’re already pretty ok with that.
Least depraved mormon
This would fit well in
arethestraightsok
(andarethechristiansok
if there is such a thing).Future lookin pretty bright.
It’s all those heavenly orbs.