Some robot vacuums have mops built into them.

Actually, some non robot ones as well.

I used to work a job that alternated between 3x12 and 4x12 work weeks. They also prorated your first paycheck to accommodate that.

That works out to 84 hours every two weeks. I don’t recall how that was addressed.

That job turned out to kinda suck and the company no longer exists, but I always appreciated consistently having either three or four days off in a row.

I don’t see the problem.

Precisely so.

IIRC it’s a recursive acronym. PHP Hypertext Preprocessor.

(Disclaimer: I remembered “preprocessing” but thought that was wrong so originally put just “processor” until I looked it up.)

Unfortunately, I couldn’t say. I just remember the visual and the event and, honestly, I didn’t even remember those until this post sparked my memory.

This video is how I learned that he was a professional dancer.

Looking at his Wikipedia article to verify that just now is how I learned he was also a professional lion tamer.

Other than the “roguelike” part, a lot of this sounds like I Wanna Be the Guy.

You know, I’ve had tape stuck to my extremities. I never thought to ask strangers for help. Maybe next time I will!

Also, didn’t Douglas Adams write of a similar scenario?

Once when I was a kid, I was an avid, if not particularly talented or intelligent, bike rider. During that timeframe, I saw some professional bike riders; I think they were racing, but I might be misremembering. The point is, I observed that many or all of them had their elbows on the handlebars. I did not notice that their bikes were designed to support this.

As such, the next time I went riding, I figured “hey, the pros probably know stuff I don’t. I’ll try their methods!” then placed my elbows on the handles.

I had just about long enough to think "now, how do I steer … " before I crashed.

So did you ever see that movie Torque?

Hopefully you’ve cleaned up by now!

What about Aaron’s iron urn?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

edit: I thought that was a tool chest. On closer inspection, I see that it’s not, which makes your comment make more sense and be much funnier than mine. I apologize if I’ve interfered with the enjoyment gained by anyone else.

Then you missed a lot of good stuff, but specifically the part I’m referencing!

Like I mentioned, I honestly kind of enjoyed it as I was able to explain away the lack of reality. What really bothered me was, I think right before it, Whistler comes out with some sort of big firearm, then just stands there while a ninja knocks it out of his hands and slaps him in the face.

Again, I explained it away to myself (vampire ninja has superspeed, standing still was just meant to demonstrate that) but, even if that was what was intended, it just wasn’t very well done.

I never read the comics, but when I read the novelization, I barely had any concept of who Batman was and even less so any of the other characters. (I had watched occasional episodes of TAS and that’s about it.)

So the ideas and villains introduced were somewhat wild to me.

It’s not exactly what’s described here, but anyone to whom the idea appeals may enjoy the movie Sunshine.

The Death Battle I know of is a YouTube channel wherein two hosts provide statistics about two characters from all sorts of franchises (some including anime; for example, an early one pitted Goku against Superman), then show an animation of how they postulate a fight between the two of them would go, then defend their assessment at the end.

The two hosts do kind of present in an anime fashion. I’m not sure how they make their animations, but they’re generally unique visual styles per episode, so depending which episode you see you might think different things about their genre.

I don’t know anything about the subreddit.

I actually quite liked all of them to some degree. I even enjoyed the awful CGI rubber ninjas fight scene; I know the movement was unrealistic but I was young enough that I figured it was superhuman vampire flexibility. However, I agree that the first one was the best.

Trinity was my second introduction to Ryan Reynolds, so that helped some. (I’m pretty sure I first saw him in Van Wilder.) Also Wesley Snipes saying “gootchie goo” to a baby was pretty hilarious, though reflecting on that I’m not sure they ever explained how he got that child back to its mother.

Also, I think Natasha Lyonne was in that. I knew I recognized her when my wife started watching OitNB, but it took me forever to figure out why.