• Scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech
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    6 months ago

    I was trying to describe to my MIL (who hasn’t seen the Hobbit movies) how they were bad. I ended up with

    Do you remember the barrel scene in the Hobbit? How would you describe it?

    “It’s kind of where Bilbo really felt his confidence, where he tried the ring for the first time and rescued the dwarves, and they snuck out down the river to the city”

    Great great, and do you remember the battalion of orcs trying to kill them while they went downstream with Legolas and Tauriel doing sweet kick flips over them, while Bombur bounced around jokingly killing a dozen of them, and then Fili having a moment of weakness for his elf princess love while he opened the gate and then he gets shot with a poisoned arrow?

    …no

    Well there you go.

    They took one of the most endearing moments of the book and made it a joke. No, they cannot recreate the Lord of the Rings. Even if you don’t like PJ’s version, there’s just no way modern Hollywood can do to improve on it.