Man some people really should not have kids
Kid put a banana in his mouth. Yeah kids put everything in their mouths! Be glad it’s food and not random carpet lint.
I bet cash money that husband has a secret Grindr account.
Safest bet in the world, husband is gayer than a unicorn fart
Claiming that someone’s homophobia is because they are secretly gay is ultimately blaming the gays for said homophobia.
It’s also entirely possible that someone is just a hateful piece of shit.
Unfortunately, being gay isn’t a panacea, and one can be both gay and a huge piece of shit.
Gold medal in mental acrobatics, damn
Women can be sexist and nonwhite people can be racist: being a member of a marginalized group unfortunately doesn’t inherently keep someone from perpetuating the discrimination against said group. It’s absolutely true that a lot of, and definitely the majority, of homophobic people are straight, but a lot of the terror-based homophobia stems from projection.
Bad husband
No brewskis
“He generally prefers me to my husband” Whoo boy, I wonder why
She provides baby food. Why wouldn’t the baby prefer her more. Heck I’ll hang out with someone more if they gave me food.
I am straight, and I have to ask: Are we okay?
i certainly am not okay
(though i don’t think it’s because i’m straight)