I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a depression in the knee.
Lookin at Lordran I’d fuckin waste away on a log next to firelink too.
I don’t know what’s to be blue about. There’s countless rocks you can throw from high places, so entertainment and joy are always 100%
Yeah if the guys in Sen’s fortress weren’t hogging all the good ones…
Maybe I am an NPC
Did you know armor is heavy af?
Plate armor isn’t heavy at all. A full set of plate armor is like 20-25 kilos but it’s spread out across your entire body so you barely feel it. It’s a suit optimized for combat. It would be silly if it was heavy or awkward to use since you would die easily.
You think plate armor is light?
Ok, stand in it for 168 hours while I leave my game on and am away for a week
