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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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Bob the Angry Flower

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    He did not wash his hands before eating.

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      Maaan, I was at an RV park some years ago camping, and there’s the restroom ya know. Anyway in all my times in the restroom, I never heard none of these chuds I was surrounded by wash their hands once.

      Like take a piss and not wash is one thing, if yer pecker’s clean, and ya didn’t piss on yerself, no harm no foul, but to lay a nasty dookie, wipe yer hemroided ass and just waltz back to the BBQ is fuckin’ foul.

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        You assume they wiped. Touching your asshole is gay or something.

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          That’s how I caught the gay. Finger poked through the TP and touched my b-hole. Never been the same since.

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            deleted by creator

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          you sure they ain’t just removing their butts and attaching a new one every time they dump?

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        Well, whatever doesn’t kill you…gives you pinkeye, e.coli, and chlamidya.

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        Did you ever get the chance to invoke your username in those RV park male restrooms?

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          Lol, no can’t say that I did.

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      The artist was going for accuracy

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      That’s because RFK declared that germs aren’t real

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      It’s better for everyone that way

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      He is holding some kind of cloth in the 2nd panel. Maybe we just missed it.

      I am curious what happened to the bite on the fork in the 3rd panel though.

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        That’s just him putting his napkin on his lap

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      Anyone so moral and righteous as he doesn’t need to. /s

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