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minus-squarejanAkali@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoWake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoYou take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal. Shit shower shave
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoWith a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoThe classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget