Zohran is NOT my real dad and he does NOT set my bedtime
Zohran is my real dad. He tucks me into bed and reads me bedtime stories. Then he gives me a lil forehead kiss and I fall asleep.
Man from abroad holds correct sign stating “I don’t live here”
Jesus this bloke is such a fucken wanker.
The perfect Drew Pavlou moment is sharing a post about a fundraiser for the family of an Australian volunteer that died in Ukraine last week and then dropping money on return flights to the other side of the planet for a D- tier sight gag the next week.
The perfect virtue signaller, a man that does stunts and speaks loudly and believes in nothing except an easy pay cheque and internet clicks. It took him 8 years to do a 4 year degree and has spent more words justifying the absolute sloth than he did writing essays.
i sometimes think he is doing a long bit by playing a character because its so funny (the 10 year undergraduate by posting, his dad video, the embassy bomb threat, the whole protest sign to 20k in debt saga, this thing he just did) but then i remember is actually a irl dude who is like this and that in a way its even funnier
It took him 8 years to do a 4 year degree
Feels unnecessarily ableist. I’m not sure why this guy’s particular reasons were, but I don’t think that is something to be shamed in general.
Sorry, I thought it may have been common knowledge on this website what this guy’s deal is.
He flew to the UK from Brisbane to attend a protest for the East Turkestan independence movement outside the Chinese embassy in London instead of doing his degree. Or flew to Melbourne to point out all the Chinese owned frozen yoghurt shops instead of doing his degree. Or repeatedly going to court to fight a $1,000 fine (and losing) to the point where he racked up $20,000 in court fees over said $1,000 fine instead of doing his degree. Or wearing a hazmat suit outside a Chinese language learning center during COVID lockdowns and getting temporarily suspended from his university instead of doing his degree. Or podcasting instead of doing his degree.
This is why it’s taken him 8 years for his 4 year degree. He’s too busy being a dickhead. A performative dickhead.
That’s fair, I go out of my way to not dig too much into these weirdos. It does sound like he wants to set up a career of grifting.
He got his 5 minutes of fame by being pro HK in the 2019 riots and has been chasing that high for the next 7 years. His classmates at UQ keep saying he was insufferable before all this, the only people that gave him any attention were Young Liberals trying to recruit well off rubes into being Liberals, and on the occasions where he did show up to class he would be scrolling Twitter instead of taking notes or engaging with the class.
He’s like if Crowder was somehow even dumber and less business savvy. The American grifters at least know how to maximise stunt:profit ratio, this guy’s stunts are costing him 5 figures in court fees because he seems to think the Australian judicial system works like an American movie
I’m going to travel half way across the world so I can look you in the eyes and tell you you’re not my roommate.
is that a marriage proposal?
How far do I have to travel in order to get across the message that you are not my fiance?
Light novel title
how far is the county courthouse?
Whoever is paying this guy, you’re not getting your money’s worth, please dump him out of a plane somewhere in the mid-atlantic tyvm.
We need to do something about these outside agitators
With pleasure.
Oh, they’re going to do the “Kwame” like they did with “Hussein” for Obama?
Zohran has Kwame in his own social media handles so that they can’t use that against him
ICE has an opportunity to do something very funny.
Deport this, in the words of his dad, dickhead
Say that again, slowly.
Add 100 more Drews and this is as legitimate as most of the protests against “authoritarianism” in foreign nations libs
aboutNever seen Times Square so empty
They probably ran away because cw: drew pavlou
Libs if they were Republican
“Leave the American ruling class be!”
Well well well, look who has ‘toxic empathy’ now.
