I’m granting the Seattle Polyweb charge of the PNW’s mass-line infrastructure
Literacy campaign and re-education camps for reformable fash.
Patience of a literal saint! It is good that someone is willing to step up.
I have family members I would try to re-educate before I would have them face the wall, and I can only assume that’s the same for a lot of people here.
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Reintroduce the American Bison to the Great Plains of this beautiful continent, and let wolf populations return to natural levels. If any rancher kulaks complain, they will be hunted by the wolves.
Edit: A couple months back I saw a cool video about the food systems of the eastern Indians that they grew before the maize-beans-squash crop system became dominant. Many of these plants still grow wild today and would be familiar to people just a few decades ago but are becoming rarer because of the loss of field strips, fallow areas, etc., and the overuse of herbicides. Allowing these plants to run rampant and rewild our natural lands would be a priority.
i’m driving the lawnmower-but-it-rewilds-lawns
Sick AF. Imagine some Dr. Seuss contraption that rips lawns, vomits mulch, then water blasts out native seed mixes.
and it makes a series of funny honking/squeaking noises
Oh, ya gotta! I mean otherwise what’s the point? Maybe it could have two of the wheels on the same axle where one is like a funny shaped tank tread and the other is a series of boots on spokes. You get it, I can tell you’re an it-getter.
reeducation/mulching
hell it could be just the one machine yeah, now that’s communist efficiency

I’m driving the reeducation steamroller

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I’m sorry but we all know Amerikkka will break down into warring tribes of former militants who got a hold of some abandoned former States military equipment and claimed land.
maybe its boring work to some but huge investment in finally stopping electricity (and carbon pollution) problems by large investments in solar, wind, and battery storage as well as large investment in the transmission infrastructure. if they can be trusted, maybe some nuclear too.
I’m renaming any manmade or geographical feature that contains any variation of “America”. Then it’s anything to do with Confederate names.
doing union and “america” ones before confederate ones is unironically a great bit
“of course they can wait, they’ve been dead and harmless for way longer”
Look Trump triggered me with that gulf of America shit and I’m not afraid to admit it.
Organize a task force to ruthlessly hunt down any and all who supported Israel and have them savagely beaten and executed in public.
This is why I shouldn’t be in power.
The other day I said that if I had psychic super powers, I’d pop the heads of every Youtube commentor immediately to rid the Earth of them. My partner said they’d use their powers to change their minds (magically and instantly) so they become socialists. Like damn okay stop flexing on me.
Personal motor vehicle ownership is now illegal. You may drive a vehicle owned by the city/state or the cooperative you work for, but you don’t get to have your own. You can take the train, ride your government-provided ebike, or in case of special needs you will be provided a shuttle service.
I’d work on the transition plan for making food production worker/community controlled, because that’s the one that’s most important not to fuck up.
But if you want a more fun answer - obviously we should replace all the Netflix clones with one free one that has everything. Which one’s infrastructure will withstand that? I’d sort that out, then repeat for all the other redundant tech businesses.
I’ll run the Bear Country project. Preserving habitats of the North American Grizzly, reforestation, advocating for the North American Grizzly Bear to be the animal representation of the nation, and putting grizzly bear symbolism on everything it could possibly look okay on. If anyone complains, I’m just advocating for visibility and celebration of Turtle Island’s native wildlife. (But actually, I just love bears and want there to be more of them and more forests for them to live in. Like you said, pet project. It’s wasteful and single minded, but most pet projects are.)
Reeducating the fascists and the idiot centrists is all well and good, but that takes a far more patient comrade than myself. I’ll stick to trying to improve the ecosystem and undo the horrors colonialism has wrought upon nature. (Boy, when I put it that way I sound like an environmental crusader, not just someone who really likes bears.)
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a taco truck on every corner
Forming
intelligenceintellectual groups to goaftermeet whoever possibly escaped justice toteachlecture them on the importance and inevitability of consequences.Demolishing the suburbs and exurbs
I’d envision sort of an inverse Pol Pot. Build a shit ton of commie blocks and march all the suburbians out of their cul-de-sac hellholes.
Agroecology everywhere. All agricultural land in the US is to be commonly held and worked, under the permission and collaboration with native Americans.











