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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

post your fakest looking animals, look at this animatronic looking mfker

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post your fakest looking animals, look at this animatronic looking mfker

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CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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      This can be the frog section

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      butt

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    Mata mata turtle

    What a dweeb. I bet his mom cuts his hair

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      dudes on another planet

    • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Aww he looks like a happy lil guy

    • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      what my kid sees after the end of Inside Out after daddy’s gone to the porch ‘to cool off’ a few times

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      leo-point

  • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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    i too am in immature male

    • Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You should get out of him

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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        it appears we are of similar maturity

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    I’ve also been a helmeted hornbill at times

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      alot of helmeted hornbills are finding their way onto message boards like 4chan and internalising the wrong ideas

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    a lot of people don’t know this but a collective of hornbills is called a “heap”. we’re not quite sure how many are in a heap though.

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      Heaps of them

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    Also, Chalicotherium: I can’t believe this was a real animal 5.3 million years ago.

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      Look at that muscle definition. Wowee, I wonder what the artist was thinking

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      They’re breeding german sheperds to look like this now, and I’m not sure what that means

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    I need them to stop trying to make feathered dinosaurs a thing.

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    aw yea

    beef jerky throat

    plastic cup measure mouth

    it’s hornbill time

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    A pig footed bandicoot is an animal with pig feet in the front and its back legs are more similar to horse legs than other bandicoot legs.

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    Henneguya zschokkei literally don’t use oxygen, they don’t have the capacity to do aerobic metabolism at all, they don’t have mitochondria and they’re just little egg looking parasites.

    CW dead fish

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