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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 个月前

Here is some sand please help yourself (within reasonable limits

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Here is some sand please help yourself (within reasonable limits

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 4 个月前
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  • nasezero [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    stalin-spoon sicko-flipped

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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    takes away the exact amount of sand that makes it no longer considered a heap but doesn’t tell you how much that is

    • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      it’s now a stack of sand

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Sand is technically tiny rocks, making this rock stacking.

        what-time-is-it

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          outdoor-cat

          Outdoor cat here to use it as a litter box

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      A conundrum, truly

      • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        if the sand is aluminium oxide it’s a corundum conundrum

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Let me know when you’re giving away your empire of dirt

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I got bad news

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Oh no, you let me down!

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          What have I become… doggirl-gloom

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            My sweetest friend! cuddle

            • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              peterson-pain you have made me hurt

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      What if it was an empire of that fancy store-bought dirt? That stuff is loaded with nutrients.

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        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Im a Hoxaist, but an Adille Hoxaist. The commentary track features the writers admitting its the only Albanian last name they knew.

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            I always forget this being the B-plot of Bart being sent to France

            It’s pretty great knowing that Homer is something of a Communist sympathizer

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              My alcoholic grade 10 French teacher (which was like double French cause I was in French immersion, ir wasnt lesrning french it eas like English class but in French) had us watch this episode when she was hung over cause I guess it makes some point about picking up a language, but we had been doing this for 11 years now and we understood the core idea of the program. I made it mostly about communism and making fun of French people. I havent really changed at all, im jusr a refined version of myself as a kid

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    yummy yummey

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    DID YOU KNOW

    this pile has more grains of sand than there are atoms in the universe

    🤯

    • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      what is a heap of sand? a miserable pile of grains

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        Amazing

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Look, you say that but I’ve counted them all and I’ll know if yoh take more than youre fair share

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        look i work hard to create jobs at the posting factory so i deserve s big handful to eat

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          i will create more jobs just trust me

          • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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            That’s what the owl said, too disgost

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              you know what they say, “owls are stinky and also liars”

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                freeman-true

              • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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                They do say that

        • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          I create posts at the job factory.

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    How is this in bad posts? Has the bar for quality gone up instead of down? A goodpost ain’t worth a dime in these peculiar times.

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      Look, okay, are you going to take any sand or not? I don’t have any patience for tire kickers

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        I’m allergic. Do you have any hypoallergenic sand?

        • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Breathe easy i got u

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    snorts that shit

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      COUGH THAT BACK UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT

  • Euergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    i think this is enough grains to make a heap

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      THABK you . I’d been wondering

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    That’s so nice, I’ll just take one.

    Maybe one more.

    Juuuust one more.

    foxy

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Don’t go overboard now

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    takes all the sand

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      kitty-cri-screm MY HEAP!

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        i wouldn’t say it was a heap? A pile maybe

        Still livid that he took so much sand tho grrrrr doggirl-growl

    • Arahnya [fae/faer, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      hey, I wanted to take all the sand!! 😤 I was gonna build a glass tower…

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    Okay but is this a heap or a couple of grains?

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      One or the other

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I will take grains one at a time to make sure I don’t get too much. Just let me know when it stops being a pile

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Oh I’ll know when you’ve taken too much

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    yum

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      yim yum even

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Are we talking about that kinetic sand shit that’s squishy or just regular sand off the beach?

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Moose’s Magic Sand

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        Funky

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