GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前My father the tween literary criticlemmings.worldimagemessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up1818arrow-down19
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minus-squarePiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up142·3 个月前“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up54·3 个月前Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·3 个月前All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 个月前Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 个月前Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it. https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
minus-squareAmadiohChess@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down11·3 个月前Removed by mod
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with
EdwardRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it.https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
Lol Robert Pattinson, you mean
Lol you right you right
Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
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