• Beacon@fedia.io
      391·
      2 个月前

      Yeah even for this person’s selfish thought process i don’t see how they feel comfortable doing this. The whole time it’s there they should be constantly worried that their car will get keyed

      • fallaciousBasis@lemmy.worldEnglish
        242·
        2 个月前

        You don’t know what you’re talking about. The air valve is separate from the tire. It attaches to the rim. There’s no inner tube.

        A new tire is 50-200 bucks. 50 probably being a used POS.

        That valve? Many tire shops will replace for free, or very cheap (a few dollars max.)

        Side wall damage? You’re gonna need a new (or used, not recommended) tire.

        Also. Go for a small, sharp smooth blade. There’s a good chance it’ll just slow leak and they’ll make it to McDonald’s or whatever and then run flat. XD

        • Burninator05@lemmy.worldEnglish
          16·
          2 个月前

          The tires for my minivan run $130 to $220 each. The tires on that truck are not standard and are extra wide. Id bet closer to $300-$400 each.

        • ByteJunk@lemmy.worldEnglish
          151·
          2 个月前

          It’s not the cost, it’s the inconvenience.

          Even if he has a spare tire for that monster, I wanna see him try replacing it, it’ll be hilarious.

          Or he’ll have to call a tow and wait for it.

          Either way, awesome. Push comes to shove, “your honor, I offer to settle this dispute by paying the cost of the valve I supposedly damaged.”

          • fallaciousBasis@lemmy.worldEnglish
            82·
            2 个月前

            That’s an interesting perspective.

            But usually the spare or donut comes with it’s own rim and valve… So shouldn’t need a tow.

            But that’s also why you always slash more than one tire. Nobody is carrying multiple donuts.

            • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
              2·
              2 个月前

              A while back there was a local kerfuffle because some vandal was slashing the tires of cars which came to visit a local park at the top of a bluff. The vandal would only slash 3/4 tires and it apparently made getting insurance to cover it hell because insurance would cover 4 damaged tires but not only 3. Also 3 tires is more likely to be less than/about the insurance deductible thereby making it more costly to the owner. So the vandal was really causing maximum possible chaos by slashing only 3 tires

  • NomNom@feddit.ukBannedOPEnglish
    83·
    2 个月前

    Cars aren’t supposed to park here.

    I’m so tired of this shit.

    • PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      2 个月前

      What stretch of Bryant has the bike lane? I biked downtown to the greenway last summer and it was just shared car lanes on a two-way (though I think I only encountered one non-parked car), this looks nice.

      EDIT: like like about 35th to 50th South. Very cool, I’ll try to check it out this week!

  • Lettuce eat lettuce@lemmy.mlEnglish
    74·
    2 个月前

    Call it in. I got a truck just like this towed within an hour and a half for illegally parking, partially blocking an alley street.

    Expensive and very inconvenient for the owner, which is just what we want 😌

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    56·
    2 个月前

    Report it on the Minneapolis 311 app, usually bike lane parkers are gone by the time someone finally shows up to investigate, but they use the reports to direct infrastructure improvements to try to keep this from happening again.

    I had some asshole parked in the protected bike lane on my ride home elsewhere in Minneapolis tonight and I really should have reported them but I didn’t.

    • ByteJunk@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      2 个月前

      It would be a shame if they had to take longer because they needed to inflate a mysteriously flat tire…

  • CHOPSTEEQ@lemmy.mlEnglish
    541·
    2 个月前

    Sure would be expensive for them to replace that set of tires because the sidewalls blew out for some reason

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
      22·
      2 个月前

      Take off the valve stem cap, place a small pebble in the cap, screw it on so that it slowly deflates.

      If you’re very enterprising you could bring you own caps with a BB superglued to the inside.

        • Miles O'Brien@startrek.websiteEnglish
          5·
          2 个月前

          And cheap to boot. Super duper simple. Honestly you could make your own with a set of mini pliers and a stiff paper clip.

          It’s just two points to hold either side of the stem while you rotate it out.

          I have a few at any given time since I work on bicycles in my spare time, and have passed out a few at protests.

  • saltesc@lemmy.worldEnglish
    38·
    2 个月前

    Don’t tell us, tell the tow company. Make sure you collect the spotters fee if they offer one.

    • SillyDude@lemmy.zipEnglish
      231·
      2 个月前

      I was going to say, just call a few tow companies. They are the worst scum of the earth class traitors ever. They’re looking to take anything they can to hold for ransom.

      You just have to be vaugue enough about the vehicle that they send one of their guys getting $15/hr who doesn’t give a shit to show up before the tow companies owners realize that’s their family/friends truck.

      • BanMe@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        2 个月前

        Tow company has to have a contract with the city, they can’t just randomly go abduct cars without it. So you have to know which companies have that contract.

  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    342·
    2 个月前

    European brains cannot comprehend that this is a “car” and not a semi-truck.

    Also, isn’t it dangerous to do the stabby stabby with tires? Because they might burst? Asking for a friend.

      • Tuxman@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        8·
        2 个月前

        Don’t you see the thin strip of « same concrete as the road but paler »?! Totally protected now!

        Also, if it was a higher wall, a car could get slightly damaged if it veered of course. Totally unacceptable. Human bodies don’t scratch the paint off as much.

      • Rooster326@programming.devEnglish
        3·
        2 个月前

        Do you regularly carry lentils for this purpose?

        Rocks are both free and everywhere. I see some in this picture

        • D_C@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          10·
          2 个月前

          Can you eat rocks when hunger attacks, NO!
          This is why I always carry my pocket lentils!!

      • CannedYeet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        2 个月前

        So they don’t notice and then they drive with flat tires and crash into and kill decent pedestrians and cyclists?

        • nodiratime@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          2 个月前

          Not that slow. Most cars stay in place over the course of a day around 23h (maybe not at a time), but still: if the driver doesn’t hop in immediately, the tire will be mostly or totally deflated at when they arrive.

    • pHr34kY@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      2 个月前

      If it’s a car, you can stab 30PSI and not die. If it’s an actual, real truck, it’s well past 100PSI and will blow your hand off.

      • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        3·
        2 个月前

        Ok good to know that I will not die when it’s 30PSI. But will I be deaf? Will it blow loudly so everyone notices?

        • pHr34kY@lemmy.worldEnglish
          51·
          2 个月前

          If you poke it slowly, it will make a slow leak. However it will be easily repairable.

          Personally I started to cut brake lines instead.

            • pHr34kY@lemmy.worldEnglish
              7·
              2 个月前

              The car I was hitting was “owned” by someone who did nothing legally. I eventually figured out the reason he drove cars like they were stolen was because they were actually stolen.

  • CactusEcho@piefed.socialEnglish
    32·
    2 个月前

    Always report to the authorities (police or whatever), even if they don’t do anything. If the complains keep pilling up, it will fuck their stats and eventually someone will be forced to do something.

    After reporting, do whatever you want ;-)

      • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish
        11·
        2 个月前

        I know it sounds silly or archaic but “mischief” is a very serious charge with significant penalties. You’d rather get vandalism.

          • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.caEnglish
            11·
            2 个月前

            It turns out that we’re both stupid. At least where I live, all crimes people casually refer to as “vandalism” are in fact legally handled under the charge of “mischief”. But also included are things like blocking someone’s driveway, interfering with computer data, preventing lawful use of property, and tampering with infrastructure. Which of course can be much more serious crimes than keying someone’s car and can come with significant jail time, for mischief.

            • frog_brawler@lemmy.worldEnglish
              1·
              2 个月前

              Speak for yourself. There’s multiple degrees of criminal mischief, and those that have $0 in damages (putting foil in an air valve) are of the lowest level. My penalty was 25 hours of community service and a $0 fine.

  • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    2 个月前

    Fucker is parked left of center too. Other than an obviously “not a parking space” you’re supposed to park in the same direction as traffic faces. Always a pickup.