“Hasan Piker” is becoming the new “woke”.
🚨Fox News posting leaked footage of the “Hasan is a lib” poster situation room in Hexbear HQ, we have been infiltrated 🚨
ilhan absolutely snubbed
He showed her his soundboard for fucks sake
FAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Holy fucking shit they’re obsessed with Hasan lmao.
You know what? Critical support. I will suggest him to as many people as possible.
I do not follow hasan but is that really the best they can do?
the one on the far left says “appeared at campaign rally”. I’m sure hasan piker has been to Foot Locker too, why not put Foot Locker on the board?
the two on the far right say “said he’d be willing to go on livestream” were they even invited? I’m sure lots of democrats would be willing to go on his livestream; he is quite popular and attention-getting is nothing else. they should probably just ask more people they could probably get a grid going.
Where’s Bill Burr?
Some of these are literally saying they were in the same room as Hasan at some point
Newsome looking extra bateman-y in this 1972 headshot
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I hate to hand it to Kimmel but “a glow like an expectant widow” is a banger line.
All I can think of is those israeli cum harvesters… that’s not what the joke is about is it?
the joke is that she’s just waiting for him to croak and then she’s finally free
Ah I see. To my mind both “expect” and “glow” are associated with pregnancy.
I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
Tucker Carlson is the Xeni Jarden of soup kitchen volunteers
That is a name I have not heard in quite some time
Is that the white lady who said black people don’t be wanting no Bernie
Yup, just the 2016 version of the Lib final boss
Maybe I need to make that effort post to try and understand why black people are so capitalist. Is it all just Christianity and calvinism or something else cultural my mayo-faced self doesn’t know about 🤔
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These fools burn through signifiers faster than anyone (who isn’t a retired suburbanite watching their 24/7 slop all day) can keep up
Like the second they think a word picks up any amount of emotional residue, they instantly shift their stream of diarrhea-consciousness to try and shitcoat something else. All culminating into an incoherent sludge of anger against an undefined other.
If hasan piker does not become an insufferable jackass to be around after all this ego stroking from the right, then we can say his parents raised him properly. I think it would be difficult for the kind of person who is attracted to that line of work to not let it go to their head.
My understanding is he’s just kinda confused about why he’s become the primary villain. I think out of anyone he’s most aware of how silly it is to focus so much on him
Hasanabi is the Greta Thunberg of Twitch.
They’re both bougie liberals so who can even tell
I don’t think that the lenin-loving china-glazing hasan piker is a liberal
During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander. After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter, while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance , blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it.
- Vladimir Lenin, The State and Revolution
i’m not saying hasan piker has no value, but he is the man who said the left NEEDS graham hitner because v.i. lenin said so. he is the man who said leftists need to go to brothels in germany. hasan piker is many things, but a principled “leftist” isn’t one of them.
hasan is a dumb unprincipled nepo-baby streamer himbo, but he’s still an ML, even if he’s bad at it
You’re allowed to have an opinion even when it’s wrong comrade.
idk man, he’s such a good entry point for western supremacist liberals like I was because of his bougieness and relative ineptness at marxist materialist interpretations. I also think he’s made a lot of concessions to remain platformed and even become integrated into the democratic party structure (like china under deng uwu). I’m probably also overestimating him because of the Spongebob-Patrick effect where he sounds like a genius when surrounded by so many rich liberals.
Adam Carrola is the Hasan Piker of the Daily Wire
something something capitailsm sows the seeds of its own destruction
I think the only way is through. Jimmy Kimmel needs to say that the US deserved 9/11
This is exactly how Trump got elected the first time.
Stephen Smith is the Valerie Solanas of ESPN
if i had a kid, i want to change my name to Hasan Barack Hussein Obama Piker.
because you know like 40% of the rage the right has at this guy is because his name isn’t like Joe America or Mike Burger.
